Mochte's Word of the Day
trackmark:

nature is truly beautiful 


Ah, to have a garden like this.

trackmark:

nature is truly beautiful 

Ah, to have a garden like this.

Cosmo sex tip #567

borntobebeheaded:

When having sex with your partner and you feel yourself getting close to orgasm, break into the song “Almost There” from The Princess And The Frog, to let them know it.

hotanimegirl:

how to get a pussy wet

Like I’ve been saying.

hotanimegirl:

how to get a pussy wet

Like I’ve been saying.

zekem93:

nostalgiaultra:

Great things to say during intercourse:

  • Yes, this is agreeable
  • Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
  • What a surprising twist!
  • Aren’t human beings remarkable?
  • Splendid.

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My memoirs got some good lovin’.

misscoco:

rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

WHATEVER MAN , I DON’T CARE

Unda da sea.

Unda da sea.

Pictures from my latest visit to Linda Vista Hospital

Linda Vista Hospital -  Boyle Heights, CA

Monday 26th of November 2012

Mein Dreamhouse.

Keep ‘em open.

forsciencejohn:

i would apologize if i was sorry

I am Watson.

And Sherlock.

I prefer the Book of Powell.

I prefer the Book of Powell.

Aw yissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Aw yissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

minx-with-moxie:

tenderwave:

mexitwerk:

pussy game too strong

rebolg id this hapen 2 u

Lmaoooo

Ancient power of my vageen, AWAKEN

minx-with-moxie:

tenderwave:

mexitwerk:

pussy game too strong

rebolg id this hapen 2 u

Lmaoooo

Ancient power of my vageen, AWAKEN