Cosmo sex tip #567
When having sex with your partner and you feel yourself getting close to orgasm, break into the song “Almost There” from The Princess And The Frog, to let them know it.
Great things to say during intercourse:
- Yes, this is agreeable
- Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
- What a surprising twist!
- Aren’t human beings remarkable?
- Splendid.
My memoirs got some good lovin’.
Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
WHATEVER MAN , I DON’T CARE
Pictures from my latest visit to Linda Vista Hospital
Linda Vista Hospital - Boyle Heights, CA
Monday 26th of November 2012
Mein Dreamhouse.
Keep ‘em open.






